by marrk @ 06.05.07 (20:54)

6th may of 2007. For most this was a normal day. Only a small part of the warsow community, let alone the world, knows about the turbulence this day has presented. To protect the privacy of everyone involved, the names have been replaced with fictitious names.

It all started fairly laid back. Maybe because of the weather… maybe because of the fact that it is a sunday. However, the peace was abruptly disturbed with the occurence of one – what at first sight appears to be a small clan-transfer – by snepcase from Square Arranges to Team Zissau.
snepcase and billeman joined Team Zissau, who had to make up for the loss of k1o, who was kicked from the clan for unclear reasons.

(log from #team-zissau)
* ATR\\\\\\\\\\\\ sets mode: +oo billemann snepcase

The consequences of this would spread around quickly. First of all, in #sawar (squarearranges’ private chan), Zufo and Narrk asked snepcase why he joined Zissau before informing the rest of SA.

This happened in a way that got quickly out of hand and hence snepcase was kicked. Luckily he could fall back to Zissau. However, the fact that this happened, led to a discussion between enl, narrk and Zufo, which for still unsure reasons led to enl parting #sawar. enl wasn’t happy the way zufo and narrk expressed their feelings towards how snepcase handled.

(log from #sawar)
* L sets mode: +o enl
* enl was kicked by enl (!)

However, at around the same time, ton went loco on snepcase in #team-zissau. He couldn’t agree with letting snepcase join the lineup. In his opinion, Team Zissau is more of a group of friends then a clan.

<tonzissau> wait what
<tonzissau> snepcase is in zissau?
* tonzissau sets mode: +b *!*@my.ircbox.eu
* snepcase was kicked by tonzissau (snepcase)
* tonzissou has left #team-zissau

narrk, who has been called the coach of Team Zissau, tried to be witty about all that happened, which led to ATR banning narrk.

<narrk> i say that this clanhopping isn’t the way ppl should behave
<narrk> i agree to your choice tho
<narrk> but the way you did it isn’t good
<ZISSAUATR> narrkemo
* ZISSAUATR sets mode: +v Zufo
<narrk> so I’m making you run 500 laps around wdm1
<narrk> good?
<narrk> GO!
* ZISSAUATR sets mode: +b *!*@g131193.upc-g.chello.nl
* You were kicked by ZISSAUATR (rofl ;))

At that same moment, there was a hefty discussion in #sawar about the same kind of problem. Some stated that it was not clear what Square Arranges actually was. Was it more of a clan, or more of a place to hang out with fellow Warsow Players?

In #team-zissau, narrk was unbanned by ton, who kicked both snepcase and bille, the two who would supposedly have joined to replase k1o. To demonstrate the fact that Zissau is more of a friends group than a clan he opped narrk, who has been a longtime visitor of the chan and who attended the latest clan meeting.

It all cooled down when ton decided to play for Team Zissau in the cup, so their lineup is complete again. For Square Arranges however, outlooks aren’t that good. Not everyone has had the time to comment on what happened, so the future is unsure.
This led to some magnificent Topics in #squarearranges

[20:46] * Zufo changes topic to ‘Square Arranges :: Thought of the day: Can a clan that doesn’t exist have existential problems?’


  1. hhhhhhhhhh:

    i lol’d 😀

  2. Zifo:

    marrk is eviutral and vagool. There are still a couple of questionmarks in this text 🙁 What happened to snapcase, eml and k1o? What could’ve prevented 567 from happening? and who is the real billemann?

  3. ETR:

    sa is a joke anyway 😈

  4. beastrn:

    only 0.3 can cure this plague

  5. mikei:

    ye, what happened to snepcase, k1o and billemann?

  6. mikei:

    and what about the polish they had in their team? hls…
    is he still?

  7. hhhhhhhhhh:

    hls can fuck off ^.^

  8. zkyp:


  9. ton:

    get the fUCK otu of lwovesw!

  10. muchfour:

    holy sh0ut! 😯

  11. snapcase:

    omgomgo looking for clan

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