Him: Are you gay?
Me: No man why would you ask that!?
Him: So by no do you mean yes
Me: I’m not answering that…
Him: So you are gay.
Him: k…so you are gay
Me: by no I mean no
Him: I know you mean yes
Me: Fuck you
Him: What If I like to be on top?
Him: You know we have so much in common….
Later I learned he got it off this WC3 thing in google video (or you tube)